Music for studying, music for crying, music for breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/eldritch-being-best-friend to, music that makes you think: 'Wow, I heard that on Kerrang 10 years ago', music that makes you wish you could never listen to music again, music for time travellers who abuse their powers just to go to a Fleetwood Mac concert in the 70s, music simultaneously so eclectic and so basic it was probably selected in an online randomizer...