Have you ever gone to pick up War and Peace by Tolstoy, looked at the size of the thing and thought, you can fit so many series of Gossip Girl in that bad boy? Or perhaps the idea of 1000 odd pages isn't the problem - maybe between watching your lectures on x2 speed and trying to craft a post that will get past the gatekeepers of Camfess, you just simply don't have the time. Well, never fear, because Too Long, Didn't Read is here to save the day. Whether you want to understand a novel's significance in more depth, or simply know enough about the plot so you don't keep getting caught out at all those literary, socially-distanced gatherings all the hip kids are having, this is the show for you. Just sit back, relax, and let me do all the hard work for you. (Spoliers Ahead - Obviously).